1 00:00:23,223 --> 00:00:24,991 Wait, why did we come here? 2 00:00:24,992 --> 00:00:26,860 Uh, I don't know. 3 00:00:26,961 --> 00:00:29,229 The food here sucks. 4 00:00:29,230 --> 00:00:31,031 Good, you two are finally here. 5 00:00:31,131 --> 00:00:33,466 There's a new menu item I have to show you before I leave. 6 00:00:33,467 --> 00:00:36,870 This is Burger World's new Mexican-style nachos. 7 00:00:36,871 --> 00:00:37,871 Whoa. 8 00:00:37,872 --> 00:00:39,573 Nachos. 9 00:00:41,075 --> 00:00:42,608 They suck. 10 00:00:42,609 --> 00:00:44,945 OK, so when someone orders nachos, 11 00:00:44,946 --> 00:00:46,213 take the chips from the warmer 12 00:00:46,313 --> 00:00:47,914 and add two pumps of cheese. 13 00:00:47,915 --> 00:00:49,315 For Nacho Supreme 14 00:00:49,316 --> 00:00:52,052 add a broken up burger and one pump of guac sauce. 15 00:00:52,053 --> 00:00:53,821 Got it? - Yes, sir. 16 00:00:53,921 --> 00:00:55,555 You said pump. 17 00:00:56,890 --> 00:00:58,792 Pump. 18 00:00:58,793 --> 00:01:01,260 And change the mix in the shake machine. 19 00:01:01,261 --> 00:01:03,864 Have a good shift. 20 00:01:03,865 --> 00:01:06,733 Um, what are we supposed to do, Butt-Head? 21 00:01:08,369 --> 00:01:10,703 Uh, I don't care. 22 00:01:12,205 --> 00:01:14,741 Um, I think we're supposed to do something with the shake 23 00:01:14,742 --> 00:01:16,809 machine or something. 24 00:01:16,810 --> 00:01:19,579 Uh, oh, yeah. 25 00:01:19,580 --> 00:01:23,015 Uh, let's put nachos in there. 26 00:01:52,813 --> 00:01:55,515 Beavis, we're a genius. 27 00:02:01,121 --> 00:02:02,355 Oh, yeah, yeah. 28 00:02:02,356 --> 00:02:04,357 Oh, this kicks ass. 29 00:02:04,358 --> 00:02:05,825 Yeah, yeah. 30 00:02:05,826 --> 00:02:07,494 You know, um, yeah, they finally 31 00:02:07,594 --> 00:02:09,362 turned slapping into a sport. 32 00:02:09,363 --> 00:02:11,731 I've been saying this for years, Butt-Head. 33 00:02:11,732 --> 00:02:14,667 Yeah, slapping kicks ass. 34 00:02:17,071 --> 00:02:19,507 But it wasn't until he joined the organization 35 00:02:19,607 --> 00:02:21,407 as cornerman that he was able 36 00:02:21,408 --> 00:02:23,576 to see the true competitive spirit of-- 37 00:02:23,577 --> 00:02:25,812 After cornering people, he said to himself, 38 00:02:25,813 --> 00:02:27,046 I could do this. 39 00:02:27,047 --> 00:02:29,616 I could slap people in the face, too. 40 00:02:30,951 --> 00:02:32,318 They laughed at him. 41 00:02:32,319 --> 00:02:34,254 They said, you'll never slap people in the face. 42 00:02:34,255 --> 00:02:37,757 But he said, I'll slap the bejesus out of people! 43 00:02:37,758 --> 00:02:39,425 Watch me! 44 00:02:39,426 --> 00:02:41,962 And he said it all with his mouth full 45 00:02:42,062 --> 00:02:43,697 because he was stuffing his face 46 00:02:43,698 --> 00:02:45,598 with a meatball sandwich. 47 00:02:47,835 --> 00:02:50,270 To be good at this sport, you need strength, 48 00:02:50,271 --> 00:02:53,105 bravery, and type 2 diabetes. 49 00:02:58,646 --> 00:03:01,080 Looks like they're, like, at Sam's Club or something. 50 00:03:02,417 --> 00:03:05,085 I think this is, like, the parking garage. 51 00:03:05,086 --> 00:03:09,557 Whoever wins this will be the champion of level 4. 52 00:03:09,657 --> 00:03:12,226 Your officials for this 10-round matchup-- 53 00:03:12,326 --> 00:03:16,062 Here at the Route 217 Sam's Club! 54 00:03:16,063 --> 00:03:18,331 If you parked in the Kia dealership parking lot 55 00:03:18,332 --> 00:03:19,999 next door, you will be towed! 56 00:03:20,000 --> 00:03:21,568 OK! 57 00:03:23,303 --> 00:03:25,706 The most amazing thing about this 58 00:03:25,806 --> 00:03:28,409 is that there's two chicks that showed up. 59 00:03:30,878 --> 00:03:32,144 Oh, yeah. 60 00:03:32,145 --> 00:03:33,446 Maybe they're just there because they 61 00:03:33,447 --> 00:03:35,115 couldn't find their car or something, you know? 62 00:03:36,450 --> 00:03:38,484 Yeah, they're like, I think we 63 00:03:38,485 --> 00:03:41,287 parked right near those fat guys slapping each other. 64 00:03:42,856 --> 00:03:44,058 All right, folks, let's take a look 65 00:03:44,158 --> 00:03:45,292 at the rules of Slapfight. 66 00:03:45,293 --> 00:03:47,627 First off, no clubbing. 67 00:03:47,628 --> 00:03:49,962 That's just what slapping needed-- 68 00:03:49,963 --> 00:03:51,065 rules. 69 00:03:54,869 --> 00:03:57,038 You can't move your feet? 70 00:03:57,138 --> 00:03:59,740 Nothing that counts as exercise will be permitted. 71 00:04:04,979 --> 00:04:07,247 Yeah! Jesus, come on! 72 00:04:07,248 --> 00:04:09,148 Just slap him! C'mon! 73 00:04:09,149 --> 00:04:10,117 Ooh. 74 00:04:10,217 --> 00:04:11,184 - Yeah. - Yes. 75 00:04:11,185 --> 00:04:12,352 Yeah. 76 00:04:12,353 --> 00:04:14,354 That was an incredible three seconds of action. 77 00:04:14,355 --> 00:04:15,688 Yeah, yeah. 78 00:04:15,689 --> 00:04:17,023 That's some good slapmanship right there. 79 00:04:17,024 --> 00:04:18,425 Yeah. 80 00:04:18,426 --> 00:04:20,726 Warning for stepping on the Maniac. 81 00:04:20,727 --> 00:04:23,029 Oh, no, what now? 82 00:04:23,030 --> 00:04:25,898 It's such a simple sport, and they keep screwing it up. 83 00:04:27,901 --> 00:04:29,869 I don't know, Butt-Head, you know, 84 00:04:29,870 --> 00:04:32,205 I always thought a slapfight is like a thinking man's game, 85 00:04:32,206 --> 00:04:33,507 you know, like a chess match? 86 00:04:33,508 --> 00:04:35,175 Yeah. 87 00:04:35,176 --> 00:04:38,044 A chess match for people whose fingers are too 88 00:04:38,045 --> 00:04:39,280 fat to hold the chess pieces. 89 00:04:42,416 --> 00:04:43,618 Ooh, ooh! 90 00:04:43,718 --> 00:04:44,984 I think he might slap him, Butt-Head. 91 00:04:44,985 --> 00:04:46,586 Watch. 92 00:04:46,587 --> 00:04:48,289 Ooh, yes. 93 00:04:50,691 --> 00:04:51,924 That's it. 94 00:04:51,925 --> 00:04:53,259 Doctor calls the fight. That's a wrap. 95 00:04:53,260 --> 00:04:54,828 I'm going to dedicate this to my lord 96 00:04:54,829 --> 00:04:56,463 and slapper, Jesus Christ. 97 00:04:57,999 --> 00:05:00,867 Now he's going to go visit a sick kid in the hospital 98 00:05:00,868 --> 00:05:02,936 and slap the crap out of him. 99 00:05:05,640 --> 00:05:08,975 I'm going to slap the cystic fibrosis right out of you. 100 00:05:11,712 --> 00:05:13,413 Yeah, they'd be like, was that kid 101 00:05:13,414 --> 00:05:14,780 in the hospital really sick? 102 00:05:14,781 --> 00:05:16,582 And he'd be like, I don't know. 103 00:05:16,583 --> 00:05:19,085 He was after I slapped him. 104 00:05:20,788 --> 00:05:23,356 And then the nurse was like, uh, sir, that kid wasn't sick. 105 00:05:23,357 --> 00:05:25,024 He was just visiting his grandma. 106 00:05:26,594 --> 00:05:28,428 And he's like, his grandma? 107 00:05:28,429 --> 00:05:30,130 Well, I'll go slap her then! 108 00:05:30,131 --> 00:05:31,532 Yeah. Where is she? 109 00:05:36,737 --> 00:05:37,804 Mm, mm! 110 00:05:37,805 --> 00:05:39,707 This is really good, Butt-Head. 111 00:05:39,807 --> 00:05:41,742 We have invented the most delicious thing 112 00:05:41,842 --> 00:05:43,743 in the history of all mankind. 113 00:05:44,812 --> 00:05:46,179 Are we going to get rich? 114 00:05:47,781 --> 00:05:50,483 Beavis, the Nacho Shake is going to make us more money 115 00:05:50,484 --> 00:05:52,518 than we have ever dreamed of. 116 00:05:52,519 --> 00:05:55,022 Yeah. Money, money. 117 00:05:56,924 --> 00:05:57,891 Money. 118 00:06:03,831 --> 00:06:04,797 Oh, my God! 119 00:06:04,798 --> 00:06:05,999 It's really them! 120 00:06:06,000 --> 00:06:08,568 Beavis and Butt-Head, thank you. 121 00:06:08,569 --> 00:06:10,737 Your invention of the Nacho Shake 122 00:06:10,738 --> 00:06:13,539 saved Burger World from sucking. 123 00:06:13,540 --> 00:06:16,810 Please, have this helicopter full of gold bars. 124 00:06:20,348 --> 00:06:22,149 Thank you. Fly through. 125 00:06:31,458 --> 00:06:32,760 Beavis and Butt-Head? 126 00:06:32,860 --> 00:06:34,794 We love you guys. 127 00:06:34,795 --> 00:06:36,696 How much to buy Metallica? 128 00:06:36,697 --> 00:06:39,933 One gold bar ought to be eno-- ow! 129 00:06:46,206 --> 00:06:50,209 I love you, Beavis and Butt-Head! 130 00:06:50,210 --> 00:06:53,414 Beavis and Butt-Head, you invented the shake 131 00:06:53,514 --> 00:06:55,348 that changed America. 132 00:06:55,349 --> 00:06:58,684 We honor and worship you, OK? 133 00:06:58,685 --> 00:07:01,221 We are buying your school. 134 00:07:01,222 --> 00:07:04,190 From now on, this is the Beavis and Butt-Head 135 00:07:04,191 --> 00:07:07,393 Center for Business Studies and Sex Knowledge. 136 00:07:09,696 --> 00:07:11,598 That's cool. - Yeah. 137 00:07:13,667 --> 00:07:14,834 Oh, Butt-Head! 138 00:07:16,837 --> 00:07:18,372 This is fun. 139 00:07:25,546 --> 00:07:27,213 Being rich is going to be cool. 140 00:07:27,214 --> 00:07:28,781 Yeah, yeah. 141 00:07:33,187 --> 00:07:34,454 Uh-oh. 142 00:07:34,455 --> 00:07:36,256 Uh, we're out of Nacho Shakes, Butt-Head. 143 00:07:36,257 --> 00:07:37,624 We better make more. 144 00:07:37,625 --> 00:07:39,026 Wait, Beavis. 145 00:07:39,126 --> 00:07:40,927 Maybe this time we go further. 146 00:07:42,463 --> 00:07:44,764 If the Nacho Shake will make us billionaires, 147 00:07:44,765 --> 00:07:49,703 then the Nacho Shake Supreme will make us, uh, 148 00:07:49,704 --> 00:07:52,572 ba-billionaires or something. 149 00:07:52,573 --> 00:07:54,674 The Nacho Shake Supreme. 150 00:07:54,675 --> 00:07:55,808 Yeah, yeah. 151 00:07:55,809 --> 00:07:57,877 But what's in it? 152 00:07:57,878 --> 00:08:00,847 Uh, I think that one dude said 153 00:08:00,848 --> 00:08:03,249 to put in a broken-up burger. 154 00:08:03,250 --> 00:08:05,552 Oh, yeah, yeah, he did. Yeah. 155 00:08:05,553 --> 00:08:06,986 I'll go grill some burgers, yeah. 156 00:08:08,155 --> 00:08:09,589 You don't have to grill them. 157 00:08:09,690 --> 00:08:11,157 They get cooked in the shake machine. 158 00:08:11,158 --> 00:08:13,392 Oh, yeah. 159 00:08:13,393 --> 00:08:15,395 In you go. 160 00:08:15,495 --> 00:08:16,862 Yeah, yeah. 161 00:08:16,863 --> 00:08:19,098 Nacho Shake Supreme, coming right up. 162 00:08:34,282 --> 00:08:35,750 That looks tasty. 163 00:08:35,850 --> 00:08:37,917 Yeah. 164 00:08:37,918 --> 00:08:40,019 Um, hey, um, when the shake machine 165 00:08:40,020 --> 00:08:41,988 is really vibrating like that, 166 00:08:41,989 --> 00:08:44,491 does it, like, give you wood sometimes? 167 00:08:45,793 --> 00:08:48,562 Uh, no. 168 00:08:48,662 --> 00:08:49,629 Yeah, yeah. 169 00:08:49,630 --> 00:08:50,730 Yeah, me neither. 170 00:08:52,533 --> 00:08:56,136 We sure sold a lot of Nacho Shake Supremes last night. 171 00:08:56,137 --> 00:08:57,670 Yeah, yeah. 172 00:08:57,671 --> 00:09:00,840 So when are we going to get that helicopter full of money? 173 00:09:00,841 --> 00:09:03,009 Uh, maybe today. 174 00:09:05,345 --> 00:09:07,013 I have bad news. 175 00:09:07,014 --> 00:09:09,916 We're shut down for 30 days by the health department. 176 00:09:09,917 --> 00:09:11,552 - Uh-huh? - Yeah? 177 00:09:11,652 --> 00:09:14,220 Because nine of our customers were in the hospital 178 00:09:14,221 --> 00:09:15,588 with food poisoning. 179 00:09:15,589 --> 00:09:17,156 - Uh-huh. - Sounds good. 180 00:09:17,157 --> 00:09:18,658 I don't understand. 181 00:09:18,659 --> 00:09:21,027 We've never gotten a grade below a B, 182 00:09:21,028 --> 00:09:22,195 and now we have an F. 183 00:09:22,196 --> 00:09:23,897 Whoa, really? 184 00:09:23,898 --> 00:09:26,198 This is your first F? 185 00:09:26,199 --> 00:09:30,238 Um, congratumations or something. 186 00:09:30,338 --> 00:09:32,839 No. Getting an F is bad. 187 00:09:32,840 --> 00:09:34,741 Eh, you know, you should be proud, you know? 188 00:09:34,742 --> 00:09:35,842 Just one F? 189 00:09:35,843 --> 00:09:37,744 That's not that bad. 190 00:09:37,745 --> 00:09:39,212 Don't worry, sir. 191 00:09:39,213 --> 00:09:40,581 We get Fs all the time. 192 00:09:40,681 --> 00:09:42,750 And we're about to get really rich because we 193 00:09:42,850 --> 00:09:45,052 invented a new kind of shake. 194 00:09:45,152 --> 00:09:46,420 Yeah, yeah. 195 00:09:46,521 --> 00:09:48,321 Yeah, the secret ingredient is raw meat. 196 00:09:53,727 --> 00:09:55,795 You know what'll make this sad son of a bitch 197 00:09:55,796 --> 00:09:57,930 feel a lot better? 198 00:09:57,931 --> 00:09:59,265 Yes, I do. 199 00:09:59,266 --> 00:10:01,101 One Nacho Shake Supreme. 200 00:10:06,240 --> 00:10:07,340 Dammit, Beavis! 201 00:10:07,341 --> 00:10:08,842 Is that a boner? 202 00:10:08,843 --> 00:10:09,843 Yes, sir! 203 00:10:09,844 --> 00:10:10,844 Yes, it is. 204 00:10:40,574 --> 00:10:41,575 Chirp.